Monthly Archives: March 2014

Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 22: Loadout

These are reminding me of the awesome karaoke booth pictures of John.

Welcome back to a rare, ON TIME episode of Perpetual Noob Machine! We’re reviewing Loadout, because when it comes to free online videogames, you’re probably playing either an fps or an mmorpg! Let’s shoot a guns! Just a heads up, …

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These are Some of the Sodas We Like Episode 66: Flathead Lake Sour Cherry

Let’s drink something terrifyingly red! It’s a sodacast! We’re drinking some Flathead Lake soda, which is a brand that I kinda miss, but I don’t think anyone else does. Thanks to They Might Be Giants for use of our theme …

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These are Some of the Sodas We Like Episode 65: Ginseng UP Cola

Time for sodas on some boats! We have an INCREDIBLY EXOTIC SODA from a domestic brand that we have reviewed before. More flavors! For you! Also this one’s got a Meg in it. Thanks to They Might Be Giants for …

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These are Some of the Sodas We Like Episode 64: Soda Shaq Orange Creme

Let this be the only time I give Shaq "the mouth".

HEY. I know I don’t like to do the same brand twice in a row or too close together but SHAQ IS AN EXCEPTION. We’re a little more giggly this time. Forgive me. Oh yeah thanks to They Might Be …

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We Got Booze! Episode 2: The Annual Return

This is the episode where Erik gets so mad at me for being funny.

Hey kids, welcome back! Are you ready to get fucked… up? We’ve got more booze, good booze, bad booze, sexy-time booze, more than you could possibly imagine! Please limit your imagination to a couple drinks otherwise I may have oversold …

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These are Some of the Sodas We Like Episode 63: Soda Shaq Vanilla Creme

Let this be the only time I give Shaq "the mouth".

Hey kids, it’s time for the first of two preludes to our annual cruise sodacasts! This was done in the hotel the night before JoCo Cruise Crazy IV, as we were unsure of the ethics of smuggling SODA SHAQ VANILLA …

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Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 21: Hello Kitty Online

I have more hair than that guy.

… Cid. Hey we’re back with some garbage. Listen to us grouch and grumble! Listen to the fury! Also listen to our theme song, generously provided by Shael Riley and the Double-Ice Backfire.

These are Some of the Sodas We Like Episode 62: Reed’s Natural Brewed Raspberry Ginger Beer

Welcome back to the show, every body! This was supposed to go up last week, but I didn’t get a chance to post it before leaving for JoCo Cruise Crazy IV! That said, we have a ton of new content …

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