Category Archives: Perpetual Noob Machine

Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 11: Darkwind, War on Wheels

Posted by on May 4, 2013 7 comments

Hoo boy.  HOO BOY.  We played the heck out of some Darkwind, and then we talked about it /even more/.  Fact: If you added up the amount of real time action that actually occurred in the game (taking out the paused parts …

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Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 10: Tera

Posted by on April 5, 2013 3 comments

Alright alright, we’re here!  Sorry it took so long, the uploader wouldn’t work right. WORTH IT THOUGH THIS GAME IS SO GOOD YOU GUYS.  This month we played Tera.  Look below!  Gaze on it’s splendor! Or click the episode and …

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Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 9: Wolf Team

Posted by on March 17, 2013 2 comments

YOU ARE THE KNIFE. So hey, welcome back to PNM!  We’re trying not to make these so late but it is hard.  It’s real hard.  But this month we had a real doozy of a game, Wolf Team.  It’s… it’s …

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Perpetual Noob Machine Bonus 1 – Infinity Dungeon LIVE!

Posted by on February 22, 2013 No comments

Hello!  Did you know that we were on a god damn boat?  It was pretty great, and this is one of the pretty great things that happened on it.  A live meetup!  We recorded the entire dang thing, so I …

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Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 8: Star Wars – The Old Republic

Posted by on February 7, 2013 1 comment

Hey everybody!  Sorry we’re a bit late on this one, but we had to do a redo.  I think it turned out well, let us know what you think!  Note:  I know we missed Box Quotes.  That wasn’t intentional, it’s …

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Perpetual Noob Machine End of 2012 Special!

Posted by on January 1, 2013 1 comment

Hey! As mentioned at the end of episode 7, we have a special year in review. We talk about the games we played, the people we played them with, and best of all, butts butts butts. Come hear what we …

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Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 7: Planetside 2

Posted by on December 29, 2012 3 comments

Hello, Noobs! We’re back from the front lines, and we have souvenir bits of shrapnel embedded in our very souls. We played Planetside 2, which turned out to be the most polarizing game yet. Have a listen! See if it’s …

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Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 6: ELSWORD

Posted by on December 1, 2012 1 comment

Hey again! We’re back from a month of Anime Easy Listening, also known as ELSWORD. We laughed, we cried, we laughed about crying, it was all pretty great. So listen! We talk at length about it again! And then Cid …

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Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 5: DC Universe Online

Posted by on November 15, 2012 3 comments

Sorry for the intense lateness. Our normal recording day was Halloween this time, and I had a tophat to wear. And then Erik went to funf unf unfest, and then everything broke. But! We’re here! We’ve brought you tales of …

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Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 4: S4 League

Posted by on October 7, 2012 3 comments

Spoiler alert: This episode is the Max. This month we follow Cid down the rabbit hole into Korean/German anime and shooter games. Listen to it! It’s a show! Thanks again to for the use of our theme song. Congrats to …

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