Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 1: APB: Reloaded

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Welcome to the very first episode of the Perpetual Noob Machine, a monthly program where we take a free-to-play game, play it every Tuesday night with our listeners (7-11pm cst), then come back and review it at the end of the month.
Want to learn more about how you can take part? Find out at http://andbetter.org/noobs

For our inaugural episode, we have chose to play APB: Reloaded. It was an… experience. Check out some of the screenshots below of our time on the mean streets of San Paro.

Also, special thanks goes out to Shael Riley for the use of our theme song, Hater’s Unite.

I'm getting very emotional right now.

Fully Majestic


I hear they're married now.

Dunkin makes a friend.


Cid is, dummy.

Guess who's responsible?


Also Cid's fault

Armored Car Mayhem!


With guest star, PiccoloYo

It's a prime time for crime time.


You're safe so long as you don't look away.

Handsomest Man, your name is ironical.


And professionalism!

A mark of technical excellence


He just got out of surgery.  Ron's a trooper.

Hello, little friend.


Just checkin' for crime, carry on ma'am.

Westen likes Elf Butt Monthly.

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  1. Yeah, I tried to help kill Cid for a bit, but at that point I had not actually played the game. I decided it would be a good idea to try it out.

    Also, I couldn’t lay a finger on Cid.

  2. Perpetual Noob Machine - pingback on June 30, 2012 at 9:43 pm

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