Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 10: Tera


Alright alright, we’re here!  Sorry it took so long, the uploader wouldn’t work right.
WORTH IT THOUGH THIS GAME IS SO GOOD YOU GUYS.  This month we played Tera.  Look below!  Gaze on it’s splendor!
Or click the episode and listen to us take it apart.  We sound so professional.

Special thanks of course to Shael Riley for the use of our theme song, Hater’s Unite.OF COURSE THE GOLEMS DON'T WEAR PANTS.  OF COURSE.Mr. & Ms. Elf Butt, March 2013!





Horses are real good.

Oh man I’m so ready for this.


The load screens are pretty great sometimes.

The technology of these clothes is out of control.

Hyperspace is sweet as hell.

This is what the game looked like when I spawned. I had not moved at all or changed my gear.

Legitimate scenery image.

The game would be far better if we had to ask this man permission before going on a quest.


Real time combat!

Now, horse! Go!

Of course. I know exactly what to do here.

You stay classy, Tera.



Even healing needs a sexy flourish?

Look at this bump-ass clump.


The face of a killer.


The Human Horsetipede!

This butt snuck in there.


There’s an awful lot going on here.


I’m gonna sink this bitch.

Cid’s gallery!

John’s gallery!



  1. The inability to aim healing was NOT. MY. FAULT. It’s not targettable in the slightest.

  2. Perpetual Noob Machine - Page 3 - pingback on April 5, 2013 at 11:31 am
  3. WordPress wouldn’t let me put up Erik’s video, too may megabots. :L

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