Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 19: Drift City: Mittron Madness

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Hey, it’s time to listen a game about cars and shit! Emphasis on one of those! We played Drift City in December, and it was a heck of a time. You can listen to it now, here, thanks to the majesty of the Internet.

Thanks to Shael Riley for the use of our theme song!

Wait is that Dana?  Is she a car?

Ms. Elf Butt Monthly December 2013!

Let's make WHOOONG code for something

Yes exactly

Dale?  Cool!! Ha Ha!  We should hurry.

This is me whenever someone introduces themselves.

Wait is my quest to drive into her?  Because yes.  I will do that.

Yes, arrow, that is the Token Asian Lady.

Wait is he first or 8th?  INTERFAAACE!

If you can’t guess whose car is coated in Civilian Blood, then you are lying.

Oh she's probably a prostitute.

Oh yeah, nice to meet you t- wait, face to face? Are you in my car?

> Tell Branton to Cool It!!!

Jesus dude just eat the donut fuck

But really I'm saying WHOOONG

It’s like a speech bubble.

  1. hogan interactive - trackback on May 14, 2014 at 6:29 am
  2. In retrospect, all of my complaints about the interface were actually about how awful the game’s attempts to explain crafting were.

  3. Perpetual Noob Machine - Page 5 - pingback on January 13, 2014 at 12:04 pm

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