Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 24: Rift

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Hey we played Rift! It was totally a game that is available and it is an mmo. You could play it on the computer with your friends. We talk about this!

Thanks to Shael Riley for the use of our theme song.

IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING THIS HAND

Ms. Elf Butt Monthly May 2014

Take that, SCIENCE.

Not sure, but I think they’re destroying a lab.

Unless it is, there's no UI for me to be able to tell.

Squint until it’s a better game!

Hooray!

And then Cid exploded!

Literally the only interesting thing in the picture and it looks kind of dumpy

I guess I’ll go over there.

Though no one seems to be paying attention

That one looks cooler I guess

Is David fertilizing the field right now?

Join Adventure is right!

David finds a way.

I DID NOT EXPECT GARDENING TO GO WRONG

Just the same grass texture and a single squirrel

Meanwhile, on Bill’s Screen: Nothing. Nothing is happening.

Uh, good boy.

Erik, you got anyth- Oh.

Wait wait wait, you're THE fury?

What’s that? Everybody… CONGA?!?

Not enough people are on fire in this.

Oh yeah let’s follow him next he looks trustworthy.

How are the Duke boys gonn' get themselves out of this one?

Fuck yeah alligator mount! This is the most metal thing I’ve ever seen!

EVERYONE OUT OF THE POOL

Nevermind David ruined it

GOOD LUCK FINDING REEDS TO MAKE YOUR BASKETS UP THERE YOU BUTT

And he has been banished to the sky.

Pretty great actually.

Fine.

If there was more of this shit it'd be fine!

ROBOOOTS!

Hahaha I wanna be done

And turtle friends!

I found standard deer also.

The Bestiary is endless!

I like that Cid's the one that won't get that joke.

“and this is my favorite shop in the Citadel!”

Good night everybody!

And Cid trying to drown himself.

Cid has a ton more pics in his gallery, you can check them out

  1. WoTC did not make the WOW TCG Kryptozic did. Also, Hearthstone > than WOW TCG, but not by much

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