Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 29: War Thunder

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Hey kids! It’s time to review another game. This one had planes in it instead of elves. That’s it that’s the review we can all go home.

Tanks to Shael Riley for the use of our theme song
(get it)

Gettin' real wet in 2014

Mr. Elf Butt Monthly October 2014!

Bill's screen at any given moment

Let’s just start flying at trees immediately

Yeah crash alright

Nailed it

Nope.

Cid doin’ any better?

Got dang

How about David?

This happened a lot.

Bill? No?

Everything is fine

Forget these baby plains it’s time for the Billwind

Take that weather!

Bomb the Clouds!

OH GOOD

EVERYTHING IS BAD

Hey little buddy

Checking in on David… what a strange place for a battleship

Cute little guy

Haha it thinks the plane was on fire that’s adorable

IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE FOR REAL

SWEET CHRIST WHAT HAPPENED

Secrets unveiled

Ohhh that’s what we were doing wrong

Ok real talk, I get stuck on a slight slope, look over, and see someone upside down.  TANKS ARE GARBAGE.

Maybe tanks are be- nope.

  1. The puns will continue until you have learned to appreciate them.

  2. Special Guest John

    Good ol’ John

  3. Special Guest John

    The thing about Cid’s complaints that I don’t understand was the controls were SO SIMPLE. W to go fast, S to go slow, mouse aim to steer.

    The only thing I could think of is that the plane had momentum and took a bit to steer. Like a plane in real life.

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