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Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 30: Arche Age

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Hey kids! It’s time for another exciting episode of us being pirates. This month the game decides to help out! As always thanks to Shael Riley for the use of our theme song. The monthly butt! We’re either invading a …

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Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 15: Star Conflict

Welcome back to PNM! I trust you had a safe trip back… from SPACE?! We conflicted the stars this month. It was a pretty alright time! Come listen to us grouch about it! Thanks to Shael Riley for the use …

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Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 14: Neverwinter

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Welcome back to PNM! Sorry this one’s a little low. Sometimes, the villain is computers. Last month we played Neverwinter! For a bit! It’s the first time we’ve put in a good amount of time prior to starting the monthly …

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Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 9: Wolf Team

FOR THE PILE!

YOU ARE THE KNIFE. So hey, welcome back to PNM!  We’re trying not to make these so late but it is hard.  It’s real hard.  But this month we had a real doozy of a game, Wolf Team.  It’s… it’s …

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Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 6: ELSWORD

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Hey again! We’re back from a month of Anime Easy Listening, also known as ELSWORD. We laughed, we cried, we laughed about crying, it was all pretty great. So listen! We talk at length about it again! And then Cid …

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Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 4: S4 League

Of course this was sent in by David.

Spoiler alert: This episode is the Max. This month we follow Cid down the rabbit hole into Korean/German anime and shooter games. Listen to it! It’s a show! Thanks again to for the use of our theme song. Congrats to …

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Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 3: Vindictus

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VINDICTUUUS! That’s what I’ve been yelling at people for the past month. I think I spent a lot of my credibility trying to get people to play this game, and I am feeling a bit of regret for doing so. …

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Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 2: Aion: Ascension

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Welcome back, noobs! We made it through July playing Aion, which is a pretty… game. You can listen all about it, as we talk about what the game does right and oh so wrong, and while we recap the time …

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Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 1: APB: Reloaded

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Welcome to the very first episode of the Perpetual Noob Machine, a monthly program where we take a free-to-play game, play it every Tuesday night with our listeners (7-11pm cst), then come back and review it at the end of …

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