I’m going to be up front here: I don’t think I can spell the name of this beverage with a single lowercase letter. So I won’t.
This week we are rejoined by Joseph Scrimshaw, as he joins us in the darkest trip this program has ever taken. Ladies and gentlemen, as alluded to in prior shows, we have POWER MALT, “premium” non-alcoholic malt energy drink.
I don’t know where you can find more about POWER MALT. I kind of hope it’s not real.
You can find out more about Joseph Scrimshaw (Who is real! I think!) at josephscrimshaw.com
Theme song courtesy of They Might Be Giants.