Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 11: Darkwind, War on Wheels

Hoo boy.  HOO BOY.  We played the heck out of some Darkwind, and then we talked about it /even more/.  Fact: If you added up the amount of real time action that actually occurred in the game (taking out the paused parts where we are assigning turns and just played the action), it would be probably a quarter of the length of this show.
Enjoy!

Thanks to Shael Riley and the Double-Ice Backfire for the use of our theme song, Haters Unite!

Of course that's my flag.

Mr Elf Butt, April 2013!

SLIPPY GOD DAMN IT

Do a… barrel roll… I need a drink.

No armor on the top, land on roof, become turret.

A heads up, there’s a lot of shots of cars flipping. Because that is primarily what happened.

YOU ARE FINE.

DO NOT SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT THIS.

Worst conspiracy theory.

This was probably on purpose.

*Sigh*

America?

WHO IS GETTING THE JUNK PILE

I THINK WE’RE WINNING

It went well for everyone else.

It was very important that I take that hill.

NO DOCTORS

You’d think “Jack Poff” wouldn’t have this problem.

Ugh, "Ulf" is right...

The Bearded!

All Ambulances? Someone's planning ahead.

Yes good, game is ready for consumption.

Ja!

Just hit Space! All the time space!

Dat Chassis

Does anyone else hear “Careless Whisper”?

I can't even make jokes about this game, Jesus.

This is a surprisingly generic screenshot. Just how the game looks.

Butts Butts Butts

Thought this was the only butt we’d see.

 

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