Hey kids! It’s time for another exciting episode of us being pirates. This month the game decides to help out! As always thanks to Shael Riley for the use of our theme song. The monthly butt! We’re either invading a …
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Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 30: Arche Age
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on January 14, 2015
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Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 29: War Thunder
Posted by Bill
on November 6, 2014
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Hey kids! It’s time to review another game. This one had planes in it instead of elves. That’s it that’s the review we can all go home. Tanks to Shael Riley for the use of our theme song (get it)
Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 28: Firefall
Posted by Bill
on October 7, 2014
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Hey kids! It’s time for Bill and Cid to disagree and for Erik to make an uninformed decision! That’s right, it’s PNM! We played Firefall I guess. Thanks to Shael Riley for the use of our theme song Full …
Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 27: Velvet Sundown
Posted by Bill
on September 24, 2014
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Hey! Sorry for the late post. It was so hard actually trying to find a time where we could get together and relive the memories of this… wonderful game! We played Velvet Sundown. There’s a lot to say about the …
Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 26: Defiance
Posted by Bill
on August 18, 2014
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Hey everyone! Sorry for the late post, but we’ve got a full on episode for you. It’s got aliens and guns and nonsense it’s pretty great. Thanks to Shael Riley for the use of our theme song. And hey, if …
Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 25: Crimecraft Gang Wars
Posted by Bill
on July 1, 2014
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Hey everybody! Enjoy our review of Crimecraft, right the god darn now. We’ve been doing this show for two years now! And it has been the crimiest. Thanks everyone. Thanks to Shael Riley for the use of our theme song.
Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 24: Rift
Posted by Bill
on May 31, 2014
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Hey we played Rift! It was totally a game that is available and it is an mmo. You could play it on the computer with your friends. We talk about this! Thanks to Shael Riley for the use of our …
Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 23: Hearthstone
Posted by Bill
on May 8, 2014
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Hey kids, we did it, we played a videogame! And then talked about it! What a time we live in. This month we played Hearthstone, which was a bit of a departure from our norm as it was an online …
Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 22: Loadout
Posted by Bill
on March 30, 2014
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Welcome back to a rare, ON TIME episode of Perpetual Noob Machine! We’re reviewing Loadout, because when it comes to free online videogames, you’re probably playing either an fps or an mmorpg! Let’s shoot a guns! Just a heads up, …
Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 21: Hello Kitty Online
Posted by Bill
on March 9, 2014
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… Cid. Hey we’re back with some garbage. Listen to us grouch and grumble! Listen to the fury! Also listen to our theme song, generously provided by Shael Riley and the Double-Ice Backfire.
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