Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 25: Crimecraft Gang Wars

Posted by on July 1, 2014

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Hey everybody! Enjoy our review of Crimecraft, right the god darn now. We’ve been doing this show for two years now! And it has been the crimiest. Thanks everyone.

Thanks to Shael Riley for the use of our theme song.

South Canal Spillways is right. Disgusting.

Ms. Elf Butt Monthly, June 2014!

Well, howdy...

Alright Erik was clearly on a mission, we’re done with his pictures.

While Erik looks for women.

Um, yes, absolutely Officer.

You're no sports guy.

Waiting for Players INDEED.

I work with ANIMALS.

Cid this is disgusting, you’re cut off too.

You're not unlocking shit

Unlock at Level 5! Damn went all the way to 7, gotta go back.

Unhackable again!

Damn it David that word is like, 20% of our vocabulary!

It's like god damn Jurassic Park in here

OH NO SHE IS ESCAPING

I definitely regret un-cutting-off Cid.

I genuinely don’t know what’s happening.

Don't worry, Police, I ain't crossing shit.

Scenic Midtown Square!

Spooky!

CrimeMoon.jpg

AHHHHH THAT HAND

NO WHATEVER THIS IS MAKE IT STOP

MY LIFT'S ON FIRE, HOW 'BOUT YOURS? THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT AND I NEVER GET BORED

Not pictured: That forklift was definitely on fire.

"Alt text for the image, e.g. "The Mona Lisa"" Thanks wordpress you nailed it

I’m just gonna… lay here…

Grossest hair 2014

Damn it, Crimecraft! We’re cutting this whole damn thing off!

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