Welcome, noobs! We’re a little late on this month’s episode again, but it is FINE. This month we have our review of Dragon’s Prophet, the most metal game ever made, according to their trailer. It boasts an immersive fantasy world, …
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Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 20: Dragon’s Prophet
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on February 10, 2014
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Perpetual Noob Machine: Year in Review, 2013!
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on January 19, 2014
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Hey guys. It’s time to talk about all those messes we made in the past year. If you want to follow along with our butts discussion, head on over to http://facebook.com/andbetter and check out our butt gallery! Fantastic. I don’t …
Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 19: Drift City: Mittron Madness
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on January 13, 2014
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Hey, it’s time to listen a game about cars and shit! Emphasis on one of those! We played Drift City in December, and it was a heck of a time. You can listen to it now, here, thanks to the …
Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 12: Ragnarok Online 2: Legend of the Second
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on June 1, 2013
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Welcome back to PNM! We played the heck out of some anime last month, and then, we talked about it. It’s crazy I don’t know why know one has thought of this before. So, listen as we chatter about Ragnarok …
Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 11: Darkwind, War on Wheels
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on May 4, 2013
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Hoo boy. HOO BOY. We played the heck out of some Darkwind, and then we talked about it /even more/. Fact: If you added up the amount of real time action that actually occurred in the game (taking out the paused parts …
Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 10: Tera
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on April 5, 2013
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Alright alright, we’re here! Sorry it took so long, the uploader wouldn’t work right. WORTH IT THOUGH THIS GAME IS SO GOOD YOU GUYS. This month we played Tera. Look below! Gaze on it’s splendor! Or click the episode and …
Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 8: Star Wars – The Old Republic
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on February 7, 2013
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Hey everybody! Sorry we’re a bit late on this one, but we had to do a redo. I think it turned out well, let us know what you think! Note: I know we missed Box Quotes. That wasn’t intentional, it’s …
Perpetual Noob Machine End of 2012 Special!
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on January 1, 2013
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Hey! As mentioned at the end of episode 7, we have a special year in review. We talk about the games we played, the people we played them with, and best of all, butts butts butts. Come hear what we …
Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 5: DC Universe Online
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on November 15, 2012
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Sorry for the intense lateness. Our normal recording day was Halloween this time, and I had a tophat to wear. And then Erik went to funf unf unfest, and then everything broke. But! We’re here! We’ve brought you tales of …
Perpetual Noob Machine Episode 4: S4 League
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on October 7, 2012
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Spoiler alert: This episode is the Max. This month we follow Cid down the rabbit hole into Korean/German anime and shooter games. Listen to it! It’s a show! Thanks again to for the use of our theme song. Congrats to …
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